Well this certainly makes Ducati seem a nice place to work:
1) The chef bloke is the best.
2) We're changing all our names to Italian because it instantly sounds way cooler.
3) If you saw Vito's facial furniture in a film, you'd say "well that was a good film but the make-up effects seemed very cheap and unrealistic".
4) Valentino didn't really get it did he?
5) We'd quite like some strawberries now.
PS - we've just remembered a story about that chef going to Vegas. It can never, ever be repeated, but suffice to say when Uccio heard about it, he said "next time, we're coming with you".