Eternal thanks to @Madmark99 for this one (we've still never, ever met him):
There's also this natty little number, by the excellent @iAmiAdam, who was out the traps quicker than Pedrosa and submitted it within MINUTES of TwitGP2 being announced:
|Keep it in your wallet, next to photos of your loved ones.|
We quite like the cool blue look, which is far classier than anything we could have come up with. We may get it tattooed on someone.