Well imagine no more:
|we have not made this up|
We'd love to give Hopper the benefit of the doubt here, and say the former Kawasaki and Suzuki MotoGP man's blog has obviously been hacked, and it's purely coincidental that some errant trojan bot worm has chosen to fill the space with toothy-related spam.
But we won't.
It is after all, likely to be real.
IN WHICH CASE IT'S THE FUNNIEST DAMN THING EVER. Please excuse us while we laugh ourselves a hernia.