Look at his little Tiger Paws clap!
Sunday, 3 April 2011
Saturday, 2 April 2011
Say ciao to Ducati
Well this certainly makes Ducati seem a nice place to work:
Some observations:
1) The chef bloke is the best.
2) We're changing all our names to Italian because it instantly sounds way cooler.
3) If you saw Vito's facial furniture in a film, you'd say "well that was a good film but the make-up effects seemed very cheap and unrealistic".
4) Valentino didn't really get it did he?
5) We'd quite like some strawberries now.
PS - we've just remembered a story about that chef going to Vegas. It can never, ever be repeated, but suffice to say when Uccio heard about it, he said "next time, we're coming with you".
Some observations:
1) The chef bloke is the best.
2) We're changing all our names to Italian because it instantly sounds way cooler.
3) If you saw Vito's facial furniture in a film, you'd say "well that was a good film but the make-up effects seemed very cheap and unrealistic".
4) Valentino didn't really get it did he?
5) We'd quite like some strawberries now.
PS - we've just remembered a story about that chef going to Vegas. It can never, ever be repeated, but suffice to say when Uccio heard about it, he said "next time, we're coming with you".
Thursday, 31 March 2011
Colin and a load of bull
Idiotic pre-race public relations stunts hit new levels of idiocy today, as some of the riders went to learn how to bullfight. Seriously.
"How did you injure your shoulder?"
"In a motocross accident. How did you get those massive, artery-severing gashes in your thighs?"
"Bullfighting."
It reminded us of a similar exercise Colin "Colin" Colin did a couple of years ago, pictured above. Some observations:
1) Despite being separated from his beloved .50cal, Colin actually looks like he's in control of the situation.
2) He has Dani hidden away under that sheet. SURPRISE!
3) Those horns are now affixed to the front of Colin's motorhome.
4) Following the success of this pr exercise, Colin now hunts each grand prix's national animal prior to every race, eg at Silverstone he hunts foxes, in Japan he hunts whales, and at Assen he hunts clogs.
5) You don't get this in World Superbikes.
"How did you injure your shoulder?"
"In a motocross accident. How did you get those massive, artery-severing gashes in your thighs?"
"Bullfighting."
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| Bulls are actually colour-blind. |
It reminded us of a similar exercise Colin "Colin" Colin did a couple of years ago, pictured above. Some observations:
1) Despite being separated from his beloved .50cal, Colin actually looks like he's in control of the situation.
2) He has Dani hidden away under that sheet. SURPRISE!
3) Those horns are now affixed to the front of Colin's motorhome.
4) Following the success of this pr exercise, Colin now hunts each grand prix's national animal prior to every race, eg at Silverstone he hunts foxes, in Japan he hunts whales, and at Assen he hunts clogs.
5) You don't get this in World Superbikes.
Tuesday, 29 March 2011
Lauren Vickers Wears No Knickers
You wouldn't have thought Pramac Ducati needed to reduce their carbon footprint much given they tend not to get to the end of the first lap. Nevertheless, their environmental spokesmodel Lauren Vickers has posed with this well trimmed bush to get the message across.
And look, here's another striking image of Pramac Ducati riders Loris Capirossi and Randy de Puniet doing their bit for the environment from earlier this year:
Saving the planet is fun!
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| Well worth clicking. |
And look, here's another striking image of Pramac Ducati riders Loris Capirossi and Randy de Puniet doing their bit for the environment from earlier this year:
Saving the planet is fun!
Saturday, 19 March 2011
Is Jorge Lorenzo Going Bald?
What better way to bring our blog back to life on the eve of the 2011 season than by answering the NUMBER 1 question burning on every MotoGP fan's lips: is 23 year old Jorge Lorenzo, the reigning World Champion, going bald?
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